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Showing posts with label week in review. Show all posts
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if you grow hair and tits, i will fuck the shit out of you.... (mid week upcoming events)

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Now that I feel like I have your undivided attention , let's get moving into a couple of key events that are going on this week. First and foremost, I can't 100% promise the same level of intensity, drunkenness, and fist-pumping action of last Saturday. Believe me, even I am almost tired of hearing about "it", talking about "it", and ultimately fantasizing about "it". However, we were seriously on that tip, and it really was that good. For those of you that don't know what I'm talking about, and are horrified by my excessive use of the word it, soon you will know and understand. However, up until we reach that point , here's some stuff that might be worth tip-toeing around.

Tonight, instead of the usual monthly offerings of Helleauxx, the (not-so) Enormous Room gives us:

Funk Summit, Wednsday, December 10th

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I'm not too sure about this offering from Boston's largest tiny bar/ lounge/ nightclub. However, Mr. Wesley knows about the funk in the truest sense, and well enough for me to recommend for The Council, to send him a complimentary Black Card (you know what i mean ). What I'm really saying is why the fuck not?

Moving forward, Thursday is looking like its going to be a good one and this will be the first time I break my cardinal rule, which is no first person shot outs, but who the fuck cares, I like to think this guy deserves it:

So, Happy B-day Mr. Kennison! i.e So Dope, Thursday December 11th

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This time I'm not going to give any lofty praises or any of that shit . It is his B-day with Mayday and its probably going to be fucking awesome. Enough said.

And finally, the lay-man's Tuesday comes around, niggas and bitches let's talk about...

Friday, December 12th

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I'll go on record and say that I hate christmas (notice the lowercase spelling). So obviously anything christmas related I'm not really trying to have anything to do with. If you feel the opposite I would highly recommend Mr Mencia's show.

Not to be outdone, across the way we have Thunderdome taking place at our favorite ex-hardcore show dungeon (Greek American Political Club). I'm kind of excited about the prospect of getting to sit on Santa's lap one more time, and if they throw in some "snow" bunnies I'm totally sold.

Remember, it's a movement.

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...and after all of the holiday enriched Friday events, let's get back to some real sinnin' and of course this means Boston's newest and finest weekly...

Circus, Saturday, December 13th

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And what can I say, every time I write about this shit, I am ultimately left with no choice but to find as many creative ways possible to essentially write: "these are our boys, and that aside they never disappoint." Especially after the EPIC FUCKING WIN last Saturday, I would go out on a limb to say they just made it that much harder. However, I'm not letting them off that easy, so I'll say this, Ringmasters of Circus:

MOTHERFUCK YOU GUYS FOR ALWAYS WORKING IT OUT, and I'll see you there.

xo



dick suck soup? (upcoming weeks review)

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Here it is .... drunken misplaced opinions to follow

Weds Nov. 19

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hmmmmmn, we'll give it a 60-40 , although the last Throwed we attended actually worked us out quite nicely. So let's kick it up to 70-30?


Thursday Nov. 20

there's a lot of shit going down , so here's my feeble attempt at narrowing it down for you guys

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I don't know what the fuck this is, but Ive never been and I gotta say I'm extremely curious to see what its all about.

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I almost want to , but then I realized pedophilia is not a good look for me ... in this case it might be better for someone else , use your own discretion.

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.... all IMO going to say about this party is,
"hate to say I told you so"


Friday Nov. 21

Obviously I will be at the Pill, because I am a slave to habit in all of the worst ways .... actually its awesome and works me out every time. However, if I was going to disregard my favorite Friday night rage fest.
I would suggest this hitting this up

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I mean aside from Napoleon , not too many shitty things come from France ( actually, ignore that last part so my argument doesn't fall flat on it's face). Just check it out assholes.

Saturday Nov. 22

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Sometimes the Goodlife isn't what you think its going to be , but in this case I like to think the advertising is dead on.
I'll see you there


xo

Knight of 77'


p.s full reviews of Sweat and Privus coming right around the bend

African American Dealer: "you trying to get down?" ME:" no, not really"

1:39 AM • , , • 1 cmts

speaking of which , I have decided to compile a little list of a couple of events that I think you all might be interested in checking out this week.
And hopefully someone will go to all of them and save me the trouble of actually having to be that guy. But then again, after this post I am most definitely going to be that guy.

Moving forward, lets skip Monday due to the fact that Ive already pretty much had my fun , and cant even begin to explain what I mean.

This brings us to
TUESDAY OCTOBER 21ST
HEARTTHROB!


obviously your expecting me to say " this week at heart -throb its going to be a banger!!"
but honestly I don't know, amid rumours that HeartThrob has lost its former fire, and "isn't the same."
Perhaps we should take a step back and watch the mutation of the party that Re-"Started" it all.
But I will say this, you'll have to fill me in on what you see.

HeartThrob
Middlesex Lounge
Cambridge MA
http://www.myspace.com/heartsomilky

and we come to my top pick of the week and all I have to say is YES,YES, YES
WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 22
THROWED


Normally I would reserve this amount of excitement for finding out someone has the user name and password to my favorite porno site.

But, it is very rare that a band with the caliber of Hercules and Love Affair comes to Boston. To think, all of us Boston fans will be able to finally see if "that guys" voice, really sounds like that live. I think that this is definitely going to be a noteworthy performance that should not be missed.

In the words of Nu-Shooz , I cant wait.

http://www.myspace.com/throwedboston
http://www.myspace.com/herculesandloveaffair

By Thursday I think I'll be pretty much dead in the water, but who knows ?
I guess if there's any party that could get me out for one more round, it is most definitely this one...

THURSDAY OCTOBER 23RD
SO DOPE

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http://www.myspace.com/sodopedanceparty

How can you go wrong with great electro-house, a burger king next door, and an off the map location to truly appease all of your underground needs. I don't know? However, I'm hoping you can meet me there and we can go over the finer points. In all seriousness, Ive found that So Dope is actually ahead of the pack, by trying to go forward and not only redefine what can be played at indie electro nights, but where they can be held.

Honestly, I would have never assumed that the little so-called "gay" bar in Dorchester could house such local talents as DJ Die Young, Baltimoroder and never to be outdone resident DJ JAYK.Although still in its infancy , I predict that once we all get tired of the same 3 bars ( to be unnamed) we will finally catch up to So-Dope.

...and thus wraps up our weekly assessment of some events that I think are worth/ not worth checking , and I'm sure you noticed I left out The Pill. Honestly, after the deep and wet cock-sucking I gave to it Sunday, I invite you to take a guess where I'll be come Friday....

<3