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Fancy Garb Going on Sale:

Hey you flirty little temptresses, yes I’m talking to you boys, get to To Boot this weekend for their 40 to 80% off sale. They are cutting prices so you can step up your chic shoe game before the snow falls and renders us all a little less attractive. So give yourself a break and let your feet do the talking, walking and stalking. Gorgeous Italian-made dress shoes, extravagant boots, driving moccasins (whatever the fuck those are) and loafers are all available for you at a crazy discounted price, aaaaand if you buy three pairs they’re offering you a fourth pair for only one dollar. La-tee-dah.

To Boot
603 Washington Street (Between Leroy and Morton Sts)
New York City, NY 10014
Friday November 7th (8:30am-6:30pm)
Saturday November 8th (10am-6pm)
Sunday November 9th (12pm-5pm)

Zoo Booty

9:03 PM 1 cmts

One of Hundreds of Museum Exhibits
That’s right you kinky little freaks, we here in the Big Apple have our own museum dedicated solely to the beautifully fucked up art that encompass all that is sexually creative. The Museum of Sex is devoted to the exploration of the history, evolution and cultural significance of human sexuality and all the other lovers here on earth. The museum has over 15,000 artifacts including works of art, photography, clothing and costumes, technological inventions and historical ephemera (which apparently means anything short-lived.) Also it houses a research library with an extensive multimedia library including 8mm, Super 8mm, 16mm, BETA, VHS and DVDs…all for you to get your porn on, but probably not at all.

A Fun Exhibit for You to Ogle: July 24, 2008 through Spring 2009

The Sex Lives of Animals: This exhibit is an observance of diverse animal sexual behavior. It goes without saying that foreplay is not restricted to the human realm. Like us, animals get their groove on with kissing, hugging, a little masturbation here and there, hell even oral sex. These members of the kingdom do everything under the sun to achieve penetrative intercourse. So in these upcoming colder months, go warm yourself up with a little animal style R&R.

Museum of Sex
233 Fifth Avenue
New York, New York
Sunday - Friday: 11am - 6:30pm
Saturday: 11am - 8pm
Fuck it . I actually don't care either way, because this evening is going to be "deeper than a pussy of bitch six feet."

First up
Make It BLUE(New) !
....welcome back Volvox . Who, I am sure will prove , you can take the girl out of Berlin, but never the Berlin out of the girl.


a close second is followed by ... So Dope!


Seriously, I have said it once and I'll say it again. Boston, this can be your personal hedonistic hideaway. Just close your eyes and let it happen. For some of you its as easy as re-living last weekend.

and last but never least is Shake Em Down


I think the flier explains itself, but for those of you that need a little more explaining.
Here's a tip,


Knight of 77'
We feel reconfirmed in our collective American Indentity, as we all take a hit of that sticky icky. God Bless America!


good night , good fight


Whoever said , your favorite 90's Super-Hero wouldn't wind up jerking off for all of us living out our post-adolescence.

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Austin St. Austin aka "The Red Power Ranger" we knew you well, and you will never be forgotten.

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forever living for thattip. and muscle relaxers

if anyone feels the need or urge to check out Austin or should I say "Brock" in some not so hot gay for pay bullshit. check it out here

TommyTuff & Knight of 77'

(this'll have to do 4 now)